Gretel Killeen and Jackie Loeb say to you :-

“Young people should be seen and not heard until they’re at least forty.

We don’t like young people, in particular we don’t like good looking, confident young people who are in love.

So, we’re starting a revolution! We’ve had enough of their clear-skinned selfie smiles and deluded optimism.

It’s time to set the record straight with our inspiring tales of the futility of life, the agony of love and the joys of being broke, old and sexless. Yay!.”

Join bitterly hilarious life warriors, Jackie Loeb and Gretel Killeen for a night that you will never forget… but they very well might.

“Must See!”  – LA Weekly

“Non Stop Funny” – The LA Examiner

“The Highlight…” – The Sydney Morning Herald

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